Bilbo Baggins and the hottest old dude ever

Bilbao was absolutely nuts. I've never seen so many people barf as I have in Bilbao. And I got to eat pig snout, how cool is that? I was surprised that it was not hairy. This is a bathroom I really liked inside the Gugg.












The Bilboans (huh?) definitely know art and humor. Enjoy this example of street art.















Obviously, a trip to Bilbao would not be complete without seeing fucking Iggy and the Stooges rock the city. Goddamn that man is hot. And old. Old and hot.

Donostia (San Sebastian)

Here's Doug, looking for the Spanish ladies. A really nice city and of course there was a lot of fiestaing going on. Also, some young prostitute offered me a blow job. Good times.

Wild ponies!!!

Yes, we went to France and ate brie and bagettes. Very twisted and very wrong. We also saw the wild ponies in the mountains.

Monsters and Dinglebats

So we went to the Prado and the Reina Sofia museums today.

Here's a pic of a great painting by Goya:


And here's me at the Sofia Reina:


More to come...

uh, espana?

So we got a hotel for our first night (to soothe the anxiety of some people... I'll name no names) called Petit Palace Italia. The main sell was the massaging shower (nice!), but when I got here (30 minutes ago?) I found out it was part of a chain called High Tech Hoteles, and boy were they right! Internet access, plasma screen tv, the works! Here's some pics. Enjoy!


Me in the mirror. Huge mirror. Also, don't be alarmed by the girl in the bed. That's Doug's friend. I'm afraid I don't actually "work it" that fast... you know, like an hour in country and I already have a girl in my hotel room?


Doug just washed his feet.

Puppy Lovin'

Look how smart my sweetsweet Lola is!!!!
She's the tops!


(click on the pic to see a Lola-rific movie!)